40 Of The Funniest AutoCorrects Ever


Smart phones carry lots of facilities that help their users to use phones with the least effort. Auto correct associated with text messages is just one of them. But very many times it so happens that this tool will print the wrong word in your text message. One important mistake made by those who send text messages is that they forget to read the messages they write before sending them to make sure that there are no mistakes made in the text messages they write. This has resulted in some of them sending the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

In case you go to certain sites in the internet you will find collections of text messages that have been printed by mistake that carry meanings that the people who input them never wanted to have in their messages. Some of them are incomprehensible while there are others that carry extremely bad language. All these errors have been created by the auto correct tool that is there in every smart phone. If you are a smart phone user who send text messages you may have experienced many such occasions. However, you need to make sure that you will not contribute to some of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

It is not a difficult task to switch off the auto-correct function to make sure that you will not be the contributor towards the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever. However, it is not the fault of the tool but the ignorance of the user that puts him or her in unpleasant situations due to sending wrong text messages. Therefore, the best solution for the problem is to take care when you write text messages.

The best way to understand the seriousness of these mistakes is to read some of the funny messages written by people inadvertently. The following are some of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever to have been seen by many.

1- Epi Pen
Use of Epi Pen

It’s Gotta be one of Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever when dad and son inadvertently discuss penis and the situation turns awkward for both.

2- A Serious Spouse
Mom’s Corpse

Spouses have a relationship of their own style and fragrance. It is about the car but discussion turned to dead body. This confusion made the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever I have seen.

3- Belt Buckle
Caught in Belt’s Buckle

Just a usual and casual discussion between the two as how the accident happened but belt buckel was written as butthole that created amusing situation making it all the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever heard by me.

4- Way to Relax
Way to Relax

The writer stumbled not once but twice and made this Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever. A simple word meditating was once written as masturbating and to add to surprise when re-written it was menstruating to complete the scenes. What a shit !

5- Auto Cucumber
Drinking Coke

Here AutoCorrect was changed as Auto Cucumber and added coolness in discussion. Perhaps texts are done during driving and people do not get time to review and correct errors.

6- Chance for a second date
Beautiful Dimples

The boy praising and thanking his girl for the wonderful date mentioning her dimples but who knows when error would creep in. Dimples was changed to nipples adding little obscenity to his writing.

7- Pube Juice
Had Prune Juice

Between the friends, a casual discussion. One mentioning that he enjoyed prune juice but it was the cellphone that turned to Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever  as seen in the picture.

8- Butthurt
In fact Buttered Potatoes

Here are three of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever and those happened in one go, one after the other. It started with saying bitchgobblet potatoes which was corrected as butthurt potatoes and then ultimately it came up as bitthurt and finally corrected as Buttered. A sigh of relief that it was corrected.

9- God Donkey
Order Something

Erin is on the go asking to bring some boobsicles and again the same  boobsicles and then repeated as boobsicles. In shear shock said God Donkey! and that is finally asked if he needs 3 boobsicles and a god donkey. What a mess!

10- New Below the Belt
Below the Belt, New Thing

So he got something new and excited to share and says he got a new penis, repeats three times and then finally says it is PC he got.

11- Genital Thunder Storm
Listening to What?

What music perhaps the writer wishes to play to sleep? Writes “genital thunderstorm” and then same repeated and that makes one of Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever..

12- Tiny Deck
Party on Tiny Deck

Messaging becomes a fun and a great help too. Writer warns no to invite too many people as the deck is small but erroneously writes deck as dick. So the sentence finally says “tiny deck” but all that makes Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

13- How Big?
How Big is the House?

Asking something like a “hooker” that was corrected to “homo’ and re corrected to “homer” and finally the word came out to be “House”.

14- Buying a Castle
Buying a Castle

Last words to say good night to a person in love. Showing love and saying that love is strong and quantifying it like a castle……. erroe creeps in and instead of castle, word “casket” was used.

15- Stuck, Muck & Fuck
Stuck, Muck & Fuck

Here Dad is online and he needs help because his “penis is stuck” then says it is “stuck in the muck”. Does not stop here and continues as “stuck in the butt”. That frustrates him and he writes “what the fuck”…… Sounds like a poetry though but very thought provoking.

16- Legs or What
Legs or Lesbian

Perhaps typing is tedious on small screens and more problematic when touch screen come in. You touch and the message goes away and and you are left with Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever. The lady is shaving her legs but autocorrect wants to mention shaving lesbians instead.

17- Auto Crustacean
Auto Crustacean or AutoCorrect

Jane wants to reschedule meeting his friend. My parents are homeless, she pleads — what an AutoCorrect when “home” is sent as “homeless” without asking. Then AutoCorrect itself was the victim and mentioned as Auto Crustacean. Wonder who will be spared.

18- Favorite Meal

And Mom called him for dinner telling it is his favorite food in kitchen. Son caught by Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever and texts it as Shaved Pussy whereas he wanted to say shaved pork. This AutoCorrect can get you any time in life putting one in awkward situation.

19- Richter Scale
CNN News

News created panic and he asked what happened and the answer comes as usual in a chill. Busy elsewhere the explanation was  titty scale. Wonder when there was no computer or mobile who hell used to make mistakes.

20- Hot Tulips
Grand Ma is Home

Friends and buddies are ok to comment but commenting on grandma is another story. Who is lucky to be spared? Instead of saying grandma is home, it is said that she is homosexual. Is this AutoCorrect or AutoIncorrect. Can any software put the wanted words only? If yes the who will get the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

21- Pool Party
Pool Party

people could think of deck party but there is an advancement when pool party was texts as poop party. How come a party could be arranged on poop — one man party? but this becomes the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever ever seen.

22- Drinking Coke
Having a Drink

Damn how someone can drink his cock. Surprised by what was said, it was ultimately corrected as drinking coke.

23- One More Beer
Beer and On the Go

Again AutoCorrect is hooked to lesbian. AutoCorrect announces “we are lesbian”. When back to sense, sentence stands corrected, “We are leaving.”

24- Pringles
Pringles or Pregnant

Here pringles becomes pregnant, puts both in surprise but in meanwhile this becomes the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

25- Dirty Shit! Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever
Dirty Shirt

Typical exchange of words between husband and wife. His shirt smelled bad but she said your shit smells bad. It was his shirt in the bathroom that she was talking about. Husband not getting the real sense of message warned that it is not funny. In parallel it became the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

26- McDonalds was Closed

They found McDonals closed and lost their sense of words, started using AutoCorrect who played back with them. Hilarious!

27- Hope or Hopping

Coming back home down the road,kids must be waiting. On the other hand they were hopping. In fact hoping to be home. But hell from where skittle tits come in between? That makes one of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

28- Chicken Fajitas

Trying to see what is good to eat. First option came up like chicken vaginas but later smartly corrected as chicken fajitas but the menu brings forth the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

29- Breakfast Mishap
Breakfast Mishap

Discussion is about some mishap during breakfast. He choked on a toast but he write “choked on goat.” Then coffee spilled over  him which was written as “pissed my coffee”. This made one of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

30- Dear or Dead
Dead or Dear

Lady says happy birthday to dear husband but says “dead husband” instead. Is that a slip of tongue or slip of tongue or slip of typing finger tips but this made Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

31- Cock or Dock

Mom tells so that her husband is going to show his cock but they were heading to dock where  the husband keeps his boats but son, some how knew what his mom wanted to say that is why he says,”yeah got it mom thanks”

32- HIV via Hug

What a difference, planing for a hug but promises a HIV instead.

33- Painted Red
Painted Red

Painting technician completed his work and told other part that he painted period red. It was Persian red instead but made the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

34- Crack Turned to be Cake
Cake or Crack

Son with limited income seems little puzzled with cake price he had to pay. Says he bought a crack and innocently worried about price hike over the years too.

35- Measuring and Precision
Precise Measurement

Boredom in class ushers him to measure his penis when he has nothing else to do. It was ok to do that independently but it is like a cenimenter — checked the term cenimenter, new and unique.  It says 25 inches is the equivalent of 63.5 centimeters, new information noted but it is the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.  be sure AutoCorrect will always suggest the word that is meant for the dictionary whether we use it or not in normal life.

36- Killed or Kissed
Killing Goodbye

Brother telling the other he had a wonderful date and they dined —- later he killed her to say goodbye. All is said in a relax mood that he did not feel the intensity o fkilling the girl. later it was corrected that she was not killed but KISSED.

37- Eating is Taking
Eating Outside

Parents eating out together and dad did not know he is saying “Eating your mother” not once but said twice and then corrected as “taking her out” to clarify the situation. Situation is typical but the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

38- Into Pool or poop hole
Opening a Pool

Planning to beat hear in April, asking friend to open his poop hole but he promises to open swimming pool instead. Wonder why AutoCorrect searches words below the belt.

39- Key in the Bag
Key in the Bag

Mom telling key is in her bag, so simple to understand but the reader tends to see the other side while AutoCorrect confirms that key is in mom’s vag. Though not fully written or explained buy quite amusing to understand, one cannot refuse a smile for this Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever.

40- Hold Yourself Please
Pre Conference Discussion

Discussion between two colleagues. One asking Jannet to come early to office facilitating him to do some cunnilingus instead of what he actually wanted to say. he wanted so extra time for a “conference” prior to meeting.


When you use your smart phone for sending text messages you need to take care because a wrongly worded message could cost you a good friend or your fiancé or fiancée. Auto correct tool is bound to fail you very often. Some of the mistakes shown above may not be the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever you might have seen but they convey a good message to you. Never trust autocorrect. The best way to avoid them is to make it a habit to read your messages before you press the send button.

Most of the autocorrect mistakes go out with text messages because the senders are in a hurry to send their messages to make sure that the receiving party receives it in the shortest possible time. But they don’t realize the gravity of the mistakes made by autocorrect. Having the patience to be more accurate is the hall mark of making successful text messages without letting auto correct to make some of the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever through your smart phone.

In case you feel that you re unable to cultivate the habit of reading your text messages and edit the mistakes before sending them out the best thing is to disable autocorrect. It is not difficult to do so. You only need to do that in a few steps. In case you want to learn how to do that there are quite a few online resources from which you could learn it. It is worth the trouble to learn it and disable autocorrect when you use your smart phone to send text message next time so that you will never make the Funniest AutoCorrect Fails Ever seen by your contacts.

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